Strength is the most important thing, I wish it were constant
Strength is the most important thing, I wish it were constant
Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.
Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless
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I don’t care why, this is hysterical.
This is the best kind of prank.
No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.
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Me driving: @pedestrians ugh get out the street why would you walk in front of a moving car
Me as a pedestrian: hit me bitch i dare you hit me I want you to pay my tuition
me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,
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THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE
Magic, bitches
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do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated
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